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Wednesday, 10 September 2008

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Brad pitt in his "light speed safety suit

News has just come to light that the scientist a CERN have had a contractual mix up with the LHC acronym

LHC which they wanted constructed in Geneva stands for Large Hadron Collider but in an amazing turn of events the major contractor mistook 'Hadron' for 'Hollywood', this was only discovered today when the machine was powered up for the first time and Brad Pitt was collided with Arnold Schwarzenegger at 2/3 the speed of light.

Professor Steven Hawking was reticent about the mix up he beeped at me "I am very disappointed in the engineering company today. It was not what we wanted. We were looking into the creation of the universe, not the death of a Mr. Universe, it will take many days to clear up the near atomized entrails. Although we have no answers about the big band it was funny to see the stars smash into each other at high speed, HEHE HEHE HEHE."

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