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Tuesday, 9 September 2008

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Alaskan spicy dish

The Govfrigidaire of the frigid frontier of Alaska questioned the science of people like Al Gore and the prohets of global warming.

Palin explained that she didn't know what it was like in other parts of the southern 48 but in her neck of the woods: "It's fucken frigid! It's so cold here that people warm up top a witch's tit. It's so cold here that Hillary's would be considered hot! It's so cold here that Condoleezza Rice is the name of a spicy dish!

"But seriously folks, It's so cold in Alaska that we wanted to build a bridge to nowhere because no where had to be warmer than this icebox. It's so cold here that teens don't set out to have unprotected sex but the lubricated latex condoms turn to icicles. seriously, they are really just trying to get warm..."

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