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Sunday, 7 September 2008

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The mothership 'may have signalled the World Trade Center co-ordinates to Al Qaeda suicide pilots'

Caribbean - (X-Files Mess): Hurricane Ike is a giant cloaking device for an alien mothership conducting reconnaissance, Pentagon sources said today.

The craft may be searching for two extraterrestrial shuttles that were recently shot down by US Navy top guns over the waters off Haiti.

The category 4 phenomenon is using radar-busting microwave-driven thermals to rise from its Caribbean seabed base near the fabled Atlantis hangar that was destroyed by an earthquake some ten thousand years ago.

For the last 18 months US Navy submarines have monitored the seabed west of Cuba after anomalous marine activity startled ultra high-tech top secret sensors.

These were laid down post 9/11 under the guise of underwater telecoms cabling following reports that an ET mothership 'may have signalled the World Trade Center co-ordinates' to Al Qaeda suicide pilots.

Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon vehemently denies the existence of a secret IT partner as well as hiding any Caribbean seabed activity downloads.

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