Scientists working to end the global food crisis have made a breakthrough which will help farmers to be more efficient.
"We have managed to breed a whole new range of farm workers who will work all the hours for little or no pay." said Professor Hugh Jarse.
"By crossing a sick bird of prey with spores found on Mars we have managed to create what we call an 'Ill-Eagle-Alien'. They will have all the abilities of a human being with none of the rights."
Farmers have placed orders worth half a million pounds and deliveries are due to begin in one month from the holding warehouse near Calais, France.
"We have a fleet of special trucks that can hold up to 800 workers using the Tetris stacking system that will speed our cargo to where it is needed." continued Prof Jarse.