Time travel scientists watched the RNC videography of possible first Lady Cindy "Botox Barbie" with fascination and disbelief.
Footage of the beer baronness throughout her sheltered life at first showed the natural signs of aging.
At just about the right time crow's feet and chicken neck made their inevitable appearance. Then suddenly as if defying the passage and time and even reversing the aging process, the young beauty for whom man of loyalty John McCain cast off his first disabled wife began to reappear.
The late Thirty Cindy looked twenty, the forty something heiress appeared to have become a teey bopper and by her true age of 54 the Botox Barbie looked almost 12. CIA scientists promised to study the time travel accomplishments of the Budweiser-Mccain alliance.