Sarah Palin, Governor of a lot of land, animals and less than 1 million people testified before the Fish and Wildlife division of the Department of the Interior that despite numerous reports from highly qualified wildlife researchers, she believes that there is no real danger to the Alaskan polar bear.
Said Palin: "I have lived in Alaska since I was an infant. I grew up with seals, caribou and polar bears and believe me, the great northern white bear is your biggest winge bag north of the equator.' The fish are too small, the ice flow isn't roomy enough,blubber ain't what it used to be!!' If you took half of the complaints of the Artic bear seriously you would think the polar ice cap was melting.
" I used to tell them when I wounded one of them on my many hunting trips that they should just suck it up and get a life or NOT!"