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Saturday, 30 August 2008

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This man ate 400 cheeseburgers

Former computer hacker Ray G McNonnik has landed a plum job in the Pentagon. McNonnik, will fly to Arlington next week to take up his post.

He shot to fame after hacking the McDonald's Corporation computer systems in Oak Brook, Illinois, whereby he successfully ordered 400 cheeseburgers and 30 gallons of strawberry milkshake - the system duly despatched the order to his North London bedsit.

He was only discovered when he greedily called the local McDonald's in Islington for more tomato ketchup and a dozen more cheeseburgers. The manager felt that anyone who can polish off that many cheeseburgers is a threat to national security and duly phoned MI6...

A Pentagon spokeman said, ¨We are darn sick and tired of any Tom,Dick and Harry being able to get into our computer systems - Why! Only last week even The President managed to hack his way in¨ He went on

¨We want Ray G to help us plug the security holes , he proved himself in Oak Brook Illinois, we want him in Arlington¨

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