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Thursday, 28 August 2008

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a thermal image of the penile membrane in deep troat

Political scientists and sexsual researchers have dickheads together in an effort to discover why one relatively recent American President had eight years of brilliant accomplishments in both domestic and foreign policy and why another turned out to be an abyssmal failure here and abroad.

Both shared Ivy league educations and experienced advisors. Youthful indiscretions in each seemed to have given way to responsibility and more traditional values. Researchers were about to give up on their quest for an answer when a new discovery made everything crystal clear.

Harvard sexsual researcher, Deepak Cockphra believes that he has found a till now unknown connection between blood flow to the brain and blood in the erectile tissue of the male member. Professor Cockphra claims that conventional intercourse does not create this sdanuinary convergence: " Ooonleee da deep troat sucking of the male member can baalaance the blood between brain and penile membrane. This is why history will credit Monica Lewinsky with the Clinton surplus!"

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