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Wednesday, 20 August 2008

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Unconfirmed reports out of the Pentagon suggest the harmless musical instrument the Theremin is secretly being used in scary mind control experiments led by the US government.

The link was discovered when Maggie Bleriot from Toronto, Canada tried to play her standard Moog theremin when all of a sudden she got the uncontrollabe urge to hang American flags out of her window, drink tap water and vote for a Political party that no-one knew existed - the Liberals!

Ms. Bleriot was unharmed in the incident but is convinced that the US Government is to blame. she also beLIEves the that they are responsible for the persicution of aliens on Mars and rising levels of sulpher dioxide on Venus. Government officials - who were unable to comment in person - released a statement blaming the incident on swamp gas

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