Disciples of the Behaviorist school of psychological conditioning and its deceased master BF Skinner urged the AIDS education community to use their methods. Dr Peckham Quayle cited Skinner's successful experiments in teaching pigeons to play ping pong.
Quayle claimed that these methods will be the reason for China's victory in table tennis this Olympics."If we can teach squab and the Chinese to play ping pong we can certainly stop unsafe sex methods!"
When Behaviorist experimental psychologist, Dr Elle Trique-Schahk was asked what kinds of methods the behaviorists were recommending, she smiled while removing miniscule jumper cables from her purse: "Have you seen the movie, Teeth? If we equipped every vagina in the cuntry with a tiny electrode that shocked both partners when a condom was not used, we could stop the spread of legs in unsafe sex acts and the passing of this deadly virus.
"The condom because it is made of latex rubber would ground both partners and allow for successful coitus without danger of disease transmission!"