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Topics: Smoking

Sunday, 17 August 2008

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Results of a recent study reveal that although smoking remains devastating to general health, it is really cool.

The study was headed by Margret Net who explains that "it is really cool to smoke, but you will die early…it's a bit of a pickle!" although warning about the health risks smoking poses Mrs. Net still encourages any young people who wish to either look 'Hard' or intellectual to smoke. "People get obsessed with cigarettes, don't forget about the cigar and pipe" says Net.

Margret also headed a study revealing that while speeding is unbelievably dangerous it is a really cool and clever thing to do.

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