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Topics: Obesity, Fat, California

Saturday, 16 August 2008

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TFSPC under Herr Commandante Swarzenegger!

While the southern border of the US of A is being blockaded by imported bricks from the Berlin Wall, California has a new idea, what's new? The Eastern boundary of the state of California will now be patrolled by the TFSPC (Trans Fatties State Police of California). The new patrol will be checking the percentage of body fat for every person seeking entrance into the Golden State.

Any person with a body fat percentage over 30% will be denied entrance. Special; Trans Fatties camps are being constructed on the California border to help hopeful but hopelessly fat aspirants to drop the necessary LB's to proceed to the Promised Land. Governor Schwarzenegger has recorded a motivational tape to help aspiring trans fatties while in the camps: "Arbeit Macht Frei!"

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