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Monday, 21 July 2008

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Bush indicates the Wild Mustang Ranch and Planned Parenthood Clinic

Bush spokesperson, Hugh Genics told TheSpoof.com that there are times when we must do the good we can do if the good we ought to do is just not possible:

"We must try to prevent unwanted pregnancies and when that fails we should try to prevent doomed lives and when those impossible lives are already in the world we must mercifully provide them with a good death."

Feral Equines are running wild across the western plains of the US of A. Once the symbol of American independence and freedom the wild mustangs have multiplied to such an extent that they have become a danger to the very environment they inhabit. In response to this tragic case of overpopulation the Bush administration has been considering birth control, abortion and euthanasia.

"Thank goodness we can offer these effective and merciful recourses to horses. If they were humans they would just have to suffer!" Dr Genics said.

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