Atlanta (Reuters) - Speaking at a riverside picnic and Bar-B-Que Michelle Obama was suddenly interrupted by a swarm of mosquitoes. Recovering smoothly she proclaimed "yet another right wing republican attack".
Atlanta Forensic Scientist, Dr. Dexter Phlegmbottom, successfully obtained the misguided swarm of mosquitoes. He enlisted the help of Bounty Hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman to track down, capture and pray for the troubled mosquito's future.
Back in his makeshift basement laboratory Dr. Phlegmbottom effectively extracted the mosquito's stingers and extracted their contents. After careful analysis, and exceptional extrapolation, Dr. Phlegmbottom determined "yes, Mrs. Obama's is still bitter".