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Topics: Space, Pluto, hemorrhoid

Friday, 13 June 2008

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Neptune's hemmorhoid was photographed during a space probe's backside orbit

Poor Pluto has been demoted from one of the seven planets, recently called a Plutoid by International Astronomical Union and now diagnosed as a hemorrhoid on the ass of Neptune.

Rival scientists in the Astronomical Society of Skywatchers(ASS) showed some of their photographs of Pluto to Proctologists at the Rectal Institute at University of Montana at Butte.

GW Bush's personal physician, Dr Calvin Butts of Butte said that he could not believe at first that a planet could develop swollen rectal linings: "I have see big assholes, let me tell you. But a planetary asshole with a plutoid sized hemorrhoid makes even a Presidential asshole look small."

NASSA, National Aeronautics and Space Spying Agency is considering a mission to Neptune to treat the painful development. Operation Prep H will be funded by the advertising budget of a soon to be named pharmaceutical company.

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