Recent shocking pictures have been revealed that show that the attractiveness of men goes up when they are in positions of authority.
Politicians, not normally known for their looks can attract women well out of their league in the looks, charisma and personality department, simply because of the fact that they stand around discussing issues of the day.
Speaking to us earlier David Cameron said, 'Yes, it really is true. Look at us all, a room of freaks and gargoyles, and yet we are married, or in relationships. We are not Doctors, we take money from them, Teachers, we take money from them, and the world would still exist and continue without us, but we don't want people to realise that, now, do we?'
Politicians have recently asked for a further £23,000 for expenses. If we were being cynical, we would call it a Mistresses allowance. But we are not, so we won't.