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Tuesday, 27 May 2008

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Bill Gates has unveiled a new computer that will actually allow scientist to talk to trees.

The software reads the tree's thought by means of attached wires, much like a person given a E.K.G. in the hospital, it reads the electromagnetic pulse of the trees.

The first attempt met mixed reviews from the people who were invited to witness this new technology.

The people who work for Mr. Gates said, "The data will take some time to process, it appears that J.R.R. Tolkien was right! Trees speak very slowly and we were hoping they spoke in English when we programed this prototype."

Most of the non-scientific among those watching asked, "What is so hard to understand? The trees said. "Bill Gates es muy stupido!"

NBC is considering a lawsuit because it is rumored that Katie Couric thought one of the trees was "looking down her shirt."

All in all it was one of the better Microsoft outings recently.

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