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Topics: China, Dalai Lama

Friday, 16 May 2008

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Tibetan sabotage expected in China's vast underground weapons silo

Tibet - (Sabotage Mess): Sources close to the Dalai Llama say that Tibetan freedom fighters may have triggered a huge subterranean nuclear explosion that caused Monday's devastating earthquake in Sichuan Provice.

The Tibetan spiritual leader's covert sabotage team had twice before attempted to infiltrate the Chinese Academy of Engineering Physics at Mianyang Science City.

Located in this vast underground complex is China's newly built atom-smasher and a top secret prompt-burst reactor.

This mimics the reaction of an exploding nuclear bomb's speeding subatomic particles and was built into the bedrock of a major tectonic plate under Sichuan Province.

"This could be the ultimate suicide bomber attack of the century," a Lhasa military commentator said today.

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