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Monday, 12 May 2008

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A twat flap thought to have once belonged to Eve, the first woman on the world, has been found in the Sinaii Desert. Teenager Callum D'Asbo almost tripped over the small green leaf and thought nothing of it until his Dad Terry spotted a small hair on it.

The leaf was sent for carbon testing and the hair turned out to be thousands of years old. "It was a pube," a proud Terry told reporters at a press conference. "We couldn't believe it when we heard it is the oldest pube on the planet. And it belonged to a female."

Scientists decided that the leaf must have been used by Eve to cover her minge after Adam started getting erections, although it is a very small leaf.

"It must have been a bit tight," said Terry, "leading us to believe that Eve was probably the first woman in history to sport a camel toe."

The D'Asbo family have become overnight stars in their hotel, which has been besieged by reporters, archaeological nerds and museum curators, all offering money for the leaf.

"The hotel has upgraded us to the Presidential Suite," said Terry, "and we have been offered loads of money."

Terry's father is unconvinced by the artifact, however, Speaking from his sheltered housing in Erith, Kent, George D'Asbo said, "Last year, Terry was on holiday in Mauritius and he found a piece of wood that he said belonged to Noah's Ark. I think he does these things just to get a free holiday."

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