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Tuesday, 13 May 2008

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The Pope fainted when told of the suffering of the little children - he was outraged that Catholic priests were not involved

The parents of children brought up to believe in the Creationist ideology are seeking protective measures to prevent their kids from being picked on by 'nasty' Darwinist troublemakers.

"Our children come home every day with cuts and bruises and tell us that those big bully Darwin kids have been picking on them", said one worried parent, "those Darwinist's think they're better than us because they know science and stuff. We don't wanna hear abut your evolution or round worlds. We like things nice and flat, thank you very much!".

Fanatical Christian religious leaders have added their voice to the 'leave the kids alone' campaign, and are calling for stricter measures to curb so-called 'intelligence' bullying.

"We have total faith in the word of God as written in the holy bible", said Jeffery Whakko of the Evangelist Church of Blessed Morons, "these science-nuts wanna mess with our heads. But they can't get through to us grown ups so they pick on the weak and innocent little folk".

A spokesman for Darwinist's said that the Creationist's were 'stupid idiots' with 'stupid kids' and lived a life of 'stupidity' based on a 'stupid book written by a bunch of creeps who stood around and did nothing to save their savior yet wanted a piece of the action when they could make a few bucks out his legacy while dead".

Civil Rights groups are calling for free speech in the matter:

"We should be able to mock and tease Creationsits just like we do retards, spastics, Blaskcs, Muslims, Gays and clowns", said Ray Cyst of 'Speak Your Mind'.

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