On the ever shifting moonscape of medical specialities, the proctologist has consistently found themselves coming up the rear. A new insertive action committee of assmen and asswomen has been fighting to improve the public perception and the professional respect given to Proctologists.
PR Proctorological evangelist, Finn Gerr- Updaasss, keynote speaker at the UP, Up with Anal Conference on the shores of the Finger Lakes in Upstate NY went Biblical on the asses of the audience: "Yes, the alpha is where it all begins, somebody say esophagus! But the anus is the Omega to the esophageal alpha. This is where it all ends up in a great eschatological scatological liberation, somebody say poop shoot!"
The poop shoot prophet led the usually stiff ass doctors in a chant of we're number one while the usually rubber gloved rear enders wore their foam number one fingers with new found pride!