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Topics: Health, America, Obesity

Wednesday, 7 May 2008

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US to use southern artery clogs to build border wall

Studies of USA health have revealed that the American south is not just the seat of hospitality, gentility but also the dietary slave to cholesterol, fatty asses and clogged arteries.

Since this same region is also the most xenophobic and immigrant hating territory in the country, some see irony in the fact that the fatty deposits from the blood vessels of these hog heaven heavy weights are being used to clog the passage ways that sojourners from the even deeper south of Mexico use to find work and feed their families.

A caravan of Dodge Caravans has been packed with the gelatinous jello of southern fat gobblers. These impenetrable barriers will arrest the flow of the lively Mexican blood that seeks passage into the heartland of the US bearing the kind of energy and drive that once made this country lean and mean and great.

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