Written by David Hawkins
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Topics: Penis, circumcize

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

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Happy PETA members relaxing before maiming member.

A giant talking penis is making comments wherever it goes and getting on the news right and left and some people are calling for it to finally be circumcised once and for all.

When it was president they tried to have it impeached but it wouldn't stick. Now that it isn't president it is still walking around flopping all over the place yacking about its favorite Commie Lesbian talking vagina.

The group calling for the circumcision is PETA. The Primary Erection Termination Association. If the members get their way, this will be the first time in history a member this big has been circumcised by PETA members.

Someone has already sent them an offer for the foreskin of $42,000. Artist Dick Ballsonchin plans to dry it, stretch it out, and paint a picture of Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter on it and sell it for a huge profit.

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