Written by David Hawkins
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Topics: Poo, Toilet, Plumbers

Sunday, 4 May 2008

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Where's the terlit Ding Bat?

Something is really polluting the water in Florida. According to Reefer-Rooter plumbers Harry Curler and Ted Touchingcloth, over 50% of the homes they visit to do some type of work or another, they find turtle heads clogging the toilets.

"I can't figure out what's causing this." said Touchingcloth. "Turtle heads where there are supposed to be...no turtle heads."

In agreement, Harry Curler put down his plunger and said a few choice curse words and then explained: "I'm not a Marine Biologist but my little sister Kaitlyn is. But she works with dolphins and microscopes and plankton and stuff so I don't think I will call her and ask her about these turtle heads in the toilet."

"Hey remember Archie Bunker, how he used to say 'Terlit'," Remarked Ted Touchingcloth. "It's just their heads in the terlit. Maybe we should make a movie. TURTLE HEADS IN A TOILET."

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