Written by Miguel Guasch
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Topics: Computers

Friday, 5 October 2001

image for Computer illiterates fight back!
I show those bastard!

Geriatric computer users are forming a world-wide revolution against pimply-faced know-it-all's in local ISP tech support companies.

"We don't need this shit!" - said Hank, retired insurance salesman. Apparently, these senior citizens have grown tired of being treated like idiots every time they call their tech support for assistance in their connections and have resolved to fight back.

"They're pathetic. Just because I don't know how to play with their ***ing toys it doesn't mean I'm stupid. I didn't spend 40 years protecting their pops so they could dance on my social security check" - said Rob Harris, retired police officer.

And so it seems, every Sunday afternoon while their wives go to church, these old geezers plan their attack at the club house. Of course they're still making their phone calls at 11pm to tech support because their lines have no dial tone, but that's besides the point. Revenge they want and revenge they shall have.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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