Scientists from across the world have gathered in the storm-plagued US Midwest to study the weather phenomena of recent years. Tornadoes, hurricanes and floods of biblical proportions have scientists hypothesizing that there may be some preternatural causes.
A recent "appearance" of an image of Charles Darwin on a fish found in New Orleans harbor has sparked speculation that the great evolutionist may be behind the weather anomalies.
The National Academy of Scientist has released a statement suggesting that the US Midwest's opposition to Darwin's theory of evolution and their attacks on gay marriage (Darwin believed that this would be nature's solution to overpopulation) may be the causes of the weather disasters that are plaguing the region. Conservative Christian commentators have denounced the Academy for being superstitious.