Written by Ben Macnair

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Topics: Weather

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

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Man, you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows, like man, wicked'

Scientists and weather professionals have seen a cold snap coming later in the year. Weather Girl Sandy Shoes said: 'Like, man, I was all sick of this weather, it changes man, it's like, whoa, and I was like, and she was like bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrr, wicked, like'.

The 28 year old graduate said: 'Man, like in December, when it gets all cold, and like everything, Man, I don't like that. It gets all cold at Christmas, and I have to tell everybody that, it's a real downer, like man'.

Weatherman Mahatma Coat said 'Yeah, I hate telling people that it's cold. I may as well go on and say anything for the amount of good it does. People still get cold in December, and complain to us about it'.

Sandy Shoes said 'Like, 24 hour sunshine, that would be wicked, like man'.

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