Written by Kick-Butt Moron
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Topics: Women, Men

Monday, 10 March 2008

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A NASA scientist. She looks like a man, but is actually a woman. How ironic!

What is "female" without the "male"? This isn't a question put up because it's "yes brainer" (as in opposite of "no brainer"), but because there is immense depth in these few words.

Just recently it was revealed that Hillary Clinton is a woman, but what all Americans and other non-existent creatures deserve to know is that 90% males are 50% female.

After NASA initiated it's research on the human anatomy, it discovered that although a man might appear like a man physically, he is actually a woman mentally. Almost 70 out of 100 would prefer a silent candle night dinner rather than getting under the sheets for a wild night.

Sir Absurd Dick's'well, commenting on the research's findings, says,"Yes, i very much agree...why can't men wear skirts, we have stuff to show too, ya know!?"
An excited George Bush commented, "WO-MAN!"

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