Written by IN SEINE
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Sunday, 9 March 2008

image for 'Bigbullshit' Hits Internet
W. George Blush who developed the software

Babelfish, the translation service from Alta Vista is to launch an exciting new service in the summer that will help the global community of internet users.

It will go one step further by not only transcribing languages, but also providing an accurate (at the moment) interpretation of Political language.

If you want to know what a politician really means, then the user should type in a transcript of what is said and then an automatic interpretation should appear in nanoseconds. Already a beta version has been tested but has yet to be refined because the interpretation has not been able to contain the words 'YES' or 'NO', although the words (in any language) for 'Money'; 'Honestly'; 'Taxes'; 'Rising'; 'Green', 'Inhale' or 'Necessary' appear often.

W.George Blush, who works for Alta vista, told In Seine News;

It has taken years to develop and we are already field-testing it during the US primaries. The new facility will be called 'Bigbullshit' and although its application is suited to politicians, it can easily be extended to Estate Agents, Bankers, Car Salesmen, and people of their ilk."

"We are also considering if it can be used as evidence in the law courts although Barristers, Attorneys, Lawyers and Judges are protesting that it will make their jobs even more difficult." he added.

Bigbullshit will be available soon at a shop near you.

Make IN SEINE's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 2?

8 6 13 23
76 readers are online right now!

Go to top