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Topics: Computers, Virus, herpes

Saturday, 1 March 2008

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Pahokee, Florida (IPP) - Scientists in Pahokee, Florida report that for the first time a human herpes simplex virus has transmutated and afflicted itself upon a computer.

The computer belonged to an 18 year old boy who is very fond of internet pornography. The virus has manifested itself on the computer's screen. It seems to go away from time to time but always comes back when it is least expected.

The computer's owner has safely packaged the computer for a trip to the local VD clinic and to a local urologist by the name Dr. Caselli.

Dr. Caselli made fame about a year ago for being the first doctor to employ X-Ray glasses in an effort to save money for residents in the small western North Carolina town of Murphy who could not afford expensive X-Ray machines in their medical center. Unfortunately a woman at a Murphy flea market slapped the Doctor's glasses off of his head when she realized that Doctor Caselli was looking at her in a voyeuristic manner. The glasses were damaged and the Doctor had to spend his own money to get them repaired.

The rare X-Ray glasses were available in the advertising section in the rear of comic books and magazines in the early 1960's. They have become collector's items and fetch a lot of money on online auctions.

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