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Saturday, 1 March 2008

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"There's no-one here, just keep walking," said a low voice from the shadows

Palo Alto, California (IPP) - Scientists working at the Palo Alto Think Tank and Reseach Facility (PATTRARF) have discovered that paranoid people really are being followed around.

The scientists went on to say that the more paranoid a person is the higher the number of people that there are following the victim.

Many of the persons doing the following around are government employees. Many of these officials and authorities drive large cars with mysterious looking antennas and others are flown about in dark helicopters.

Spy satellites are also employed by the dark shadowy types doing the following.

Quite often the followers will wait for a person they are following to go into their homes. After about twenty minutes the governmental and other types of spooks will make subtle sounds outside the victims home or will create sounds on their telephones.

The unemployment rate of government employees goes up in towns where there are less paranoid people. One strange phenomenon that has been reported in scientific journals is the large number of unemployed followers who themselves become paranoid after becoming unemployed.

One group has recently been formed to help the paranoid and they are know as Paranoids Anonymous or P.A. The group opened its first chapter in Idaho and now has chapters in all 50 states.

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