Hedges, shrubbery and foliage of all sorts have begun in unprecedented to fashion to demand that they no longer be referred to as bushes.
Botanical interpreters, members of a new scientific linguistic specialty, are reporting that all manner of plant life have raised their branches and leaves in protest over any association with the word bush.
Leaf Erikson, the Viking vegan botanical translator: "It's veritably deafening to listen to the foliage erupt in protest over having a name associated with the worst environmental disaster president in world history!"
Sexologist Petyer Vajayjay joined the vegetable clamour when he explained that these "Bushes" were not the only foliage protesting: "I listen to a very different bush and let me tell you. . . the beavers, shaved or bearded find any and all associations with the Worst president ever to be an absolute insult.
I heard one pussy recently catterwall: "Why should we change our time honored title. Let the total flop on P Ave call itself something different. . . I bet even Barbara would appreciate it" When asked for suggestions, the cunt suggested: "How about SAP-ling! ?"