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Topics: Dr Phil

Saturday, 9 February 2008

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I'm a fraud!

Master of confrontational psychology, Dr Phil of TV fame has been unmasking sick people in denial for loads of cash and lots a years now.

Recently, the good but mean doctor, in a moment of curiosity, decided to use his own lie detecting psychotherapy upon himself: "By God, once I shined my truth-o-meter on my own life I realized that I'm the biggest phoney of them all!

"First of all I'm a podiatrist, next my marriage is a fraud, my kids hate me and my wife thinks I'm a jerk. I got on Oprah with a fake resume and my books and tapes are all written by other people. God, I even realized that I'm not even bald and my voice is really somewhere between soprano and alto.

"I have a Brooklyn accent and I can hardly see straight I take so many pills. My prescription drug addiction makes Rush Limbaugh look like a Pez junkie!"

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