The Federation of Unique Criminologists(FUC) has announced its preference for penis over fingers.
Inspector Pusse' explained that the federation have been studying the prints lefts by fingers and penises for decades now: "We have been hesitant to announce that the age old preference for the finger is just not scientifically sound. Our exhausting studies have shown time and again that the penis is the organ of preference when it comes to criminologists. We must come out now and in a decisive way reject the finger once and for all!"
Contradicting the FUC studies the renowned Finish Federation of Medical Examiners (FFME) mocked the FUC's penis preference: "Give us the finger 5 to 1. Our experience tells us that the finger and preferably as many as possible comes out ahead of the male genitalia!"
Not to be out done, Profesor Jose Neilson of the Escuela Argentina de Tantos Maestros Extraordinarios (EATME) released preliminary findings that the tongue may do more for criminologists than the finger or the penis.