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Monday, 28 January 2008

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Make sure to take a good sunscreen when traveling to this hot spot.

Global Warming, a process much discussed in the Al Gore narrated film "An Inconvenient Truth," has been discovered on the Sun. Scientists with the Atmospheric Sciences Lab (ASL) at White Sands Missile Range (WSMR) have discovered that the condition exists in other places besides the imagination of some Democrats.

"The Sun has seen it's lowest snowfall on record. This is also the shortest winter they have ever had," said Dr. Red Evans, a PhD in Astrophysics who works at ASL. "We expecet that this will lead to climate changes on the Sun as it grows further and further from having another ice age."

When asked what caused the changes in conditions on the Sun, Evans was quick to blame "the Republican party, most expecially George Bush, for not listening to the warnings and for having to drive all of those gas guzzling SUVs."

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