Written by Shaun Ferguson
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Wednesday, 12 December 2007

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Please dispose of your old technology thoughtfully

In the fast moving world of modern technology, Apple have a announced a replacement for the iPhone which was introduced to the UK market 2 weeks ago, Microsoft have introduced version 675 of yesterday's Office version 674 and Intel have pulled the covers off a dual-triple-quadruple chip, six months before bringing out the single-triple-quadruple edition.

Toyota have begun selling a powerless car to be retro-fitted with the next low carbon emission power drive as soon as it is invented and Heinz are offering empty food tins in advance of all their ingredients being outlawed.

Pop star Kylie Minogue is just thinking her latest songs in anticipation of them being distributed by thought waves and millions of kids are skipping school because they think knowledge will soon be implanted in them by a chain of high street shops.

Condoms are no longer being used as there will soon be a cure for everything and travel agents are taking deposits for a mode of travel that has yet to be thought of.

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