Cape Canaveral, Florida- NASA scientists are elated with the newest findings from the Hubble telescope. The powerful telescope recently sent back images so far away, and so old, that they are believed to be pictures of the very beginning of time and space.
The remarkably clear images show a gigantic explosion, or boom. Dr. Charlie Darwin III, head evolutionist at Oxford University, said, "In your face, organized religion, especially you fundamentalists from Virginia. This proves once and for all that science is the only true religion."
Religious groups around the globe are in an uproar, especially fundamentalists from Virginia.
Wanting to gather as much information from the past as possible, NASA scientists sent in the Hubble microphone, a newly engineered, top-secret device designed as a counterpart to the telescope.
The first sound bytes received from the boom site include an omnipotent voice saying, "What's this button do?"