Written by Ben Macnair
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Wednesday, 14 November 2007

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Is television really under threat?

The death threat to Television was repeated today, but fell on the deaf ears of some fat cats getting rich of the misfortunes of others.

Gordon Ramsey, religious zealot, and saviour of souls, not the foul mouthed ex-football playing Television chef said today: 'I fear for the future of Television, I really do. These days, I come home from a hard day of being a right wing,self rightous fool, and I don't want to see sex, and violence. If I want entertainment like that, I can find it for myself, and I know a lot of people feel the same way that I do. I only watch Television to remind myself that what I do has some value to the world'.

We asked Noel Edmonds, he of comedy beard and comedy jumpers in the eighties what he thought, but he does not return our emails.

TV villian, Evil Edna from documentary Willo the Wisp will face a choice between obsolence, or going digital. Our thoughts are with the cackling old box, but not with the Moog.

If anyone knows what the hell that was meant to be, let us know. Please?

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