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Topics: Future

Sunday, 28 March 2004

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Threefour, having a tasty breakfast

A three-eyed mouse, named Threefour, has had a vision of the future.

"We'd been keeping Threefour under pressure in his cage for months," said a professional scientist from the lab. "We had him on the Vision Reader, and it went off the scale."

The vision was recorded using a new machine, and it seems that the world will turn into a giant cage, which rats and mice will take over, causing all humans to cease to exist.

"Of course, it might just have been a daydream," admits the scientist.

Despite this admittance that they might have made a mistake, some people continue to worship Threefour's psychic ways.

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