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Topics: Dancing

Sunday, 5 August 2001

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A British scientists have discovered that the hokey cokey is not in fact what it's all about, in a report to be published later today.

A month long test was undertaken on one hundred volunteer party goers who had to put various limbs in and out and turn around on a regular basis.

TheSpoof.com obtained a sneak preview of the report from Prof. Mike Bennett "The hokey cokey is merely an infinitesimal part of a much broader picture" he said "The turning around is similar to orbiting electrons in an atom but the structured limb movements are contrary to chaos theory" he added.

Prof Bennett then handed his report in, then he took it out, handed it in, took it out and then shook it all about.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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