NASA - Officials in charge of the most recent Mars rover missions have announced that the red planet is getting into the kitchen appliances business. "When we got up out of that crater, we done saw the factories and the UPS trucks loading up with pre-orders. Then we saw something that really bothered us, Mars' selling its grills for less than George Foreman."
"Well, who cares? I can do anything I want. I'm a celestial body. That has to count for something." said Mars in a phone interview.
NASA scientists are not pleased with the planet's decision. "We thought it was going to create life or a breathable atmosphere first. This grill thing is totally dumb. Screw Mars." said a group of random bespectacled mission specialists.
"Well screw them back I say. I don't need their little homo-sapien asses. I've got the Mars Rover Grill, only $5.88. I got a deal on interplanetary labor from Venus. Venus has gas, no one wants to work there." said Mars.
NASA is scheduled to announce yet another finding today that is considered "Epic Mega Super Important Super" which, evidently, trumps the grill announcement which was just "Mega Super Fantastic".
"Tee hee, I made them grillas from the leftovers of the Beagle 2 rover I ate.. I mean that was lost. I probably just lost the European market. I need to watch what I say." said Mars.
"Mars is my hero." said Venus.