Written by Lance.D.Boyle
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Topics: Harley Davidson

Sunday, 6 November 2005

Harley Davidson spokesman Rev Harder,today admitted there are secrets,behind the famous motorcycle.

The secrets were unknown to anyone except the coverted circle in the upper echelon of management .

And we feel one secret in particular,must be the answer to such a success story.

Using reverse engineering,upholsterer Soff Tass believes he has stumbled on the reason why 'Harleys' are such a favoured motorcycle throught the world.

Hidden deep in the soft padded leather saddle are small vibrators,that when the machine is even sat on ,they begin to vibrate gently under the crotch area of both rider and passenger.
As the machine accelerates, so does the intensity of the vibrators until at around 100 m.p.h.The vibrators are at full power.
Hence, you will always see Harley riders smiling and often hear both the rider and pillion scream out in ecstacy as they race past ,trying for that magic 100m.p.h/ 'orgasm point'.
Rev Harder has denied such allegations saying that any such gimmick was and is preposterous.Throwing his leg over his 'softail' he grinned and added "It's just the feeling you get when you ride".

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