Mount Polamar, California (IP) - Everyone knows Britney Spears lost her child custody battle recently but few realize that she earned her doctorate in cosmic unification theory and nuclear physics in record time.
This week she put her science degrees to good use as she solved the remaining problems which had long prevented cold fusion technology from being put to use to solve the Earth's energy problems.
Dr. Spears told an audience at the Jet Propulsion Lab and then at the Mount Palomar Astronomical Campus that she had to temporarily set her interest in her children aside in order to wrap up the loose ends on the cold fusion issues.
She is confident that the judge in the case will now reverse his position on the child custody issue.
Next week she will announce to the world via the United Nations a plan which will bring about permanent world peace and at the the same time solve all of the world's environmental, energy, and hunger problems.
Anne Johnson who is the current leader on the women's liberation organization N.O.W. stated that this proves how women are truly much more superior to men in intelligence and that from now on men will be taking a back seat to women when it comes down to the things that really count in this world and the rest of the universe.