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Friday, 5 October 2007

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Lime Beana, Peru - Local residents and scientists in the vicinity of the Peruvian meteorite were astonished to see the space rock lift off out of its crater and then rush off into space.

Lead project scientist Dr. Povenmire Finootch was knocked over by a mysterious shock wave emanating from the so called meteorite. The only sound heard was a sort of "woosh" sound. No heat nor light was emitted by the meteorite as it sped away.

Local peasants were seen making the sign of the cross and women fainted. Dogs and cattle in the area began to make a lot of noise and commotion about fifteen minutes before the departure of what is now being theorized as being an alien craft of the OICU812 class.

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