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Friday, 19 March 2004

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Thomas Sckilarie predicts that a meteor will hit the Earth in 2010, so he is starting to sell property on the Moon to save celebrities.

Thomas Sckilarie of the Moon Inhabitation Corporation has recently been selling property on the Moon for celebrities to live on. Jennifer Aniston just purchased a 200 acre property last week. When I asked her about the investment, she had this to say.
"Brad and I just can't stand all the paparazzi always trying to follow our every move. I think that we'll be much happier with the seclusion on the moon." Of course, not many normal people have been able to get property because the high price on such prestigious property. So, I guess this world, or universe, has a new Hollywood...The Moon.

For more information on property on the Moon, contact:
Thomas Sckilarie
35487 Juniper Lane SW
Beverly Hills, CA 48025

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