Due to its inability to sell computers Apple has announced its first foray into the small kitchen appliance market with its new Ice Cream maker the I-sCream. Apple spokesman Jonathan Braeburn praised the new product by stating "not only can it download music and check your email, but it also has picture-in-picture video conferencing and makes a pretty darn good Neapolitan".
The $800 I-sCream will hit the market before Christmas along with their other new product the $500 I-Watch. The I-Watch, as Jonathan Braeburn explains "…can not only download music and allow you to check your email but it also keeps pretty darn good time".
When questioned about the cost of the new I-sCream and I-Watch Mr. Braeburn explained: "Hey, if we can get people to pay $300 for a fancy MP3 player (I-Pod) and $600 for a fancy Blackberry (I-Phone) why not a $800 Ice Cream maker and a $500 Timex. I scream, you scream we all scream for bigger profits".