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Wednesday, 3 October 2007

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New studies show that the red, orange, and white parts of a candy corn all taste the same, despite popular belief. It is a common practice to bite each color individually in hopes of experiencing each flavor by itself.

The public, upon realizing that candy corn is only one flavor, switched to sour gummy worms as their main Halloween candy.

Candy corn companies are making a desperate comeback with candy celery, candy lettuce, and candy carrots, but the regular candy buyers refuse to be fooled again by these candy vegetables, as they all now know that candy corn (or any candied vegetable) is an oxymoron.

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