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Wednesday, 19 September 2007

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Letting the Cat out of the Bag the Quantum Way

If we learn something new everyday - then today we may potentially learn everything. The "Theory of Everything" (TOE) is now out of the bag - or more accurately out of the box...all thanks to a mangey feline called Cuddle Cat.

It was Cuddle Cat's owner, Prof Simon Pro Schrewdthinker, who thought (for no explicable reason) that if he put Cuddle Cat in a box one of two things could happen: Either the cat would survive or expire as a result of the ordeal.

But it also occurred to Schrewdthinker that there was a third option - that of not knowing if Cuddle Cat was alive or dead - you know that in between state where it maybe survived - maybe expired. (Stick with this - it is quantum theory after all).

One could only find the answer for sure by opening the box, but the opening of the box further determined the outcome, like it could be just in the nick of time - or a second too late. (Are you still here?)

Schrewdthinker calls this unknowing state the "Hanging by the Suspenders State" commonly known as "superposition" or even more commonly as "We don't bloody well know!".

In one quantum leap Prof Simon Pro Schrewdthinker has revealed that everything can be answered in the terms of it being either True(+) or Not True (-) or neither True nor neither Not True (0).

If this doesn't answer everything - then nothing will!

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