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Monday, 10 September 2007

image for Medical Marijuana Testing Monkey ate all the Goddamn Bananas.
that monkey's gonna be high as a kite by then...

Greenville, South Dakota - Frou Frou, a primate involved in testing medical marijuana at the offices of Pharmco a medical research group, ate the lab's entire Goddamn supply of Goddamn bananas.

After Frou Frou was given a medical hit of some primo medical weed, for science, the monkey broke into the lab's feeding area and proceeded to eat 45 pounds of bananas, the facilities entire supply.

After her feeding frenzy, Frou Frou passed out listening to Led Zeppelin IV.

The primates handlers say they haven't seen a monkey this out of it since Larry the Ape "accidentally" took all that cocaine and killed a janitor.

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