Scientists from the university of Whayestin-Timyn have published vital new evidence, in the journal 'Science Stuff' about how the lies of the Chinese government have let the breeding of pandas get out of control.
The pandas are breeding so rapidly that it is impossible to go into the forests without finding at least a hundred of the patched bears. There are now so many that pile-ups are a regular sight, as pandas form mountainous pyramids to search for bamboo.
The Chinese government has been hiding the actual numbers behind a mask of endangerment and the real statistics were much worse.
Scientists left a male and female panda in a room for forty eight hours and when they returned they found fifty six baby pandas crawling over the walls and ceiling.
"They're breeding like bacteria," said one geek man "We feel really foolish for being sucked in by the lies."
The government has commissioned further research into other worthy causes, hoping to prove Geldof wrong.